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Press Release
issued: 17 July 2003, Beer-Golf.com Virtual Headquarters
contact: daduts@beer-golf.com
Beer-Golf.com Announces Appointments
The Beer-Golf.com Executive Committee is pleased to announce the following appointments.
In recognition of outstanding performance at our recent Phuket event...
Stylin' Lyle is hereby entitled "The Keeper of the Sock". He is further appointed Hong Kong Country Manager.
Sparky is hereby entitled "World Champion Barworm". He is further appointed Eastern United States Regional Manager.
Crazy Gerry is hereby entitled "Director of Wonder" as in ...
"I wonder how he did that" "I wonder how he thought of that" "I wonder where that comes from" "I wonder if he will survive"
"I wonder what he will do next"
Beer-Golf.com is further pleased to announce the addition of several new Geographic Managers: Danny for Singapore and Johan for Europe. Other geographic assignments have been shuffled appropriately. The complete organization follows:
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Briano | Founder/Executive Director
President Philippine Country Manager |
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Slim | Founder/Executive Director
Director of Chaos |
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Doddsie | Founder/Executive Director
WebmasterDirector of Rules and Etiquette Western U.S. Regional Manager |
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Triple B | Director
of Finance
Malaysian Country Manager |
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Crazy Gerry | Director
of Wonder
China Country Manager |
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Sparky | Secretary
of the Navy
World Champion Worm Eastern U.S. Regional Manager |
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Jamesy | Australian Country Manager |
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Stylin' Lyle | Keeper of
the Sock
Hong Kong Country Manager |
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Johan | European Regional Manager |
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Danny | Singapore Country Manager |
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